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Reverse effect.
I'm looking for The only approach left untried is ... REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY Warning: sarcasm alert. Use caution. Only for the reading and humor boyfriend. I want a man who's far, far away. The West Coast is as close as I'll consider. Better yet, would be a European, a Nigerian, or a resident of some deep dark ex-Soviet Oblast. Pen-Pals are just so fine. I want to hear about all your travails -- The operation your mother needs, your cancelled credit cards, the fortune from some long dead dictator, which just happened to find its way into your bank account, only you can't touch it until you pay the taxes or transfer fees. I want a man with enough baggage to fill one of those international shipping containers. With a minimum of two young offspring from different fathers, to neither of which he was ever married but, still gathers as an extended family group for the holidays. I want to hear about , a scan of an old B W magazine picture, a teeny tiny (3K) JPEG or even a shot of someone else. The best would be a relic from before the plastic surgeons did the rebuild, after the accident, using only one of the previously listed pics. Finally, I want a reallllly special man Not just Jerry Springer or Montel special. Someone who'll make a never to be forgotten impression on my friends. A vampire, succubus or space alien to suck out my insides leaving me as her mindless zombie slave would be fantastic! ************************************** And you stupid spambot bitches, I guess you could be a dude too, leave me alone. Sorry but if I don't see the word "Chocolate" in the email reply, off to the recycle trash bin your email will go, sorry but you know what I mean. Sunday afternoon the weather is awesome!!
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