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Can You Hear Me Now?
I guess I am going to say what I want, then tell who I am, and wrap it up with something cutesy, and or funny.
I am looking for someone to hang out with on the weekends. I would like to go out for drinks and food, or a football game, or a music fest. I would like good conversation. I want to go sailing. I want to find someone who gets my sense of humor. I want to find a man that I can make smile. Someone who has their shit together as much as I do, and just wants to spend time. Because not every good thing in life costs a lot of money. Just some of the fun things!
I am.almost 50, I like the ocean, gulf and I like sailboats. I like nachos, and jalapenos. I like people who work, whether they need to or not. I like music, it fills my soul.
My are grown, I work so much some weeks that all I can do is sleep,eat, and work. I am coming into my slow season.
I am average.weight, wealth, home, beauty,
I am above average in morals, smarts, and height. I was 5" but I am shrinking with age. Things are sagging, wobbling, and I have wrinkles too. Mostly from smiling and squinting, but I am a smoker, so that is adding to my wrinkles.
Oh, and I drink. Beer, tequila and rum. Not everyday, cause I work too damn much, but I do imbibe. On weekends, going out to eat drink and be .And not every fun day includes it.
So, I eat, drink and smoke. And I curse like a sailor. Because I am. I intend to have my own boat within the next two years. I know how to save for what I want. Like I said, my are grown and I work so hard for what I want.
I am ready for my next adventure, I am single, I am ready.
So, something witty, funny or cute
How about an old joke
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods .
the bear looks at the rabbit and asks " do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit answers "No!"
So, the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his ass.
O.k.well I thought it was funny after all these years
If you think that we may mesh, for friends or more .
drop me a line.
No mail unanswered. The crazy ones will amuse me .
Thanks for listening,
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